So she turned on Highland Radio and when she heard Cllr. Ian McGarvey on the Shaun Doherty Show (again) she really believed she was dreaming. Near the fire were three chairs. Goldilocks was tired so she decided to sit down. First she tried the biggest chair but it was too high.
Then she tried the middle chair but that was too high as well. At last she tried the smallest chair but it was too small and broke to pieces.
Goldilocks didn't know that the cottage belonged to three Bears and they were on their way home. Father Bear played by Brian Cowen had been collecting wood for the fire. Mother Bear (Mary Coughlan) had collected a basket of blackberries.
'I do hope our porridge is cool enough to eat,' said Baby Bear played by Brian Lenihan.
'I want my breakfast.' You do like Hell, shouts all the public service workers in the audience and then Mickey McHugh appears to calm things down.
The three Bears who'd spent the morning playing at the Dave Gallaher Memorial Park looked at the little girl. What was she doing in their cottage?
Goldilocks woke up with a jump. She thought that the three Bears were part of her dream and pinched herself very hard, but the Bears did not disappear.
Now she was very frightened. She jumped out of bed, ran down the stairs and out through the door of the cottage.
She ran and ran, not stopping for breath until she reached her own house with her mother waiting at the doorstep.
And the rest is history!